someone call the weatherman, there are flakes in the air

so, i had a great time but i am here and i intend to make the most out of this opportunity so i post two ads; one in casual encounters and one in m4m. casual encounters was very similar to the one earlier but offering to host any time tonight. m4m was looking for some watersports which i fantasize about but have only participated in three times in almost twenty years of sex.

now, anyone who uses craigslist knows that there are flakes and i've been in this city before and had good luck so i didn't expect so many flakes. rather than go back and forth, i will copy and paste all the emails below.
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"when where what time and what else are you willing to do"

as if it wasn't pretty clear but i responded - never heard again

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"hey i'm interested want to swallow my load contact me on im ********"

(below is our im chat - i didn't bother with quotes but it is actual except where i hid the location)
me (11:27:09 PM): hey
him (11:27:35 PM): hey who's this?
me (11:27:45 PM): guy from craigslist you emailed
him (11:28:00 PM): nice what you doing?
me (11:28:21 PM): just looking for dick - you?
him (11:28:56 PM): looking to shoot a load in your mouth how many guys have you had tonight?
me (11:29:08 PM): two
him (11:29:23 PM): how were they?
me (11:29:56 PM): good - one was a simple blow and go and the other was an actual make out, full-on balls to the wall sex
me (11:30:06 PM): you meet the criteria listed?
him (11:30:16 PM): yes
him (11:30:44 PM): you have facial hair?
me (11:30:46 PM): kewl - i also got tow more emails same time as yours
me (11:30:59 PM): i do - i have about a week's worth
him (11:31:20 PM): ok cool so where you at?<
me (11:31:31 PM): XXXXXXXXXXXX
him (11:31:58 PM): ok how do i get there from harrisburg?
me (11:32:24 PM): i think that's quite a drive - i don't come that way myself
him (11:33:14 PM): k cool how horny are you?
me (11:33:25 PM): VERY and ALWAYS
me (11:33:30 PM): why?
him (11:34:11 PM): decribe the balls to the walls sex with me
me (11:34:47 PM): we made out for like a 1/2 hour - slowly stripping down - we did some nipple play and then further down<
me (11:34:57 PM): i sucked him, we made out more - he sucked me
me (11:35:04 PM): i sucked him - he rimmed me
me (11:35:11 PM): we made out more and he fucked me
him (11:35:36 PM): nice
me (11:35:42 PM): yes it was!!
me (11:35:51 PM): still sore but in the good way
me (11:35:55 PM): i haven't cum yet though
him (11:36:15 PM): why not?
me (11:36:54 PM): i rarely do with other guys - usually take care of myself later - plus i stay horny<
me (11:37:31 PM): what would you like to happen? how horny are you?
him (11:39:33 PM): really horny and can i give you a golden shower?
me (11:39:56 PM): i would VERY much enjoy that - it's a fantasy of mine - spit too!!
him (11:41:02 PM): do you care if i bring a dildo
him (11:41:05 PM): ?<
me (11:41:13 PM): do be used on which one of us?
him (11:41:21 PM): you
me (11:41:42 PM): mmmmmmmmmmmmm - you would need to bring lube as well
him (11:42:02 PM): lol why?
me (11:42:18 PM): cause i'm tight and i don't have any here - only expecting to do oral
me (11:42:48 PM): *expected
him (11:43:16 PM): do you have condoms?
me (11:43:47 PM): no - i didn't ask because you said dildo - if you want to fuck me, you'll need those as well
me (11:44:34 PM): not that i mind but there's got to be some sluts in harrisburg - it's 40 miles here
him signed off at 11:45:40 PM.
him is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

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"I wanna give u that golden shower, but I don't have my car 2night"
(we went back and forth short bursts - felt like a player)

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"is it too late?..........could be there quick"

"its not too late in either sense. room XXX. when?"

nothing more, maybe i confused him

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"whats the room number I can cum and cum again?

"room xxx, when?"

"one hour"

he never showed

now, i don't mind missing sleep for sex but a bunch of flakes is another story - AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!